Tobias ignores Michael's comments on his poor phrasing of words, and offers him a lick of butterscotch. Tobias says: "Who knows what makes a guy think he can pass for straight? Yes, you’re right. Lucille refers to Tobias, before recognizing him, by using the word "fruitcake", a slang to indicate someone gay. When Michael goes over witness list he says "Well, they’ve got one guy who won’t be talking. Select from premium Tobias Simon of the highest quality. Tobias says "I have a list of men who could fill every opening you have.". Tobias is in a wheelchair, holding a video camera. Michael says that he likes 'Hot Sailors' and Tobias enthusiastically concurs. When Buster comes to the house because he's on furlough and everyone is out dancing with their girl, Tobias mentions "My schedule is as open as my relationship with my wife. While Tobias is in the gym with Frank, he acts as though he's attracted to him, offering to take him out to dinner, and behaving in a flirtatious manner around him. So why don't we pair up? A recurring joke on Arrested Development is Tobias' more-than-likely homosexuality. ", Tobias says: "And maybe I'll do my famous gay character. But we’ll clear all that up in the spa when I get my facial.". Männer wie wir may be regarded as the first major German sports comedy. ", Tobias says he's going to fight to keep his marriage alive (Michael was referring to the secret room but Tobias took it as meaning out of the closet). Guys and Balls (German: Männer wie wir, literally Men like us, UK title: Balls) is a 2004 sports comedy/romance film by German American director Sherry Hormann about a gay goalkeeper who assembles a gay-only soccer team to play against his ex-team, which fired him due to homophobia. During the speech at the party, Tobias and Lindsay stand separated by the Hot Sailors. Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images Tobias immediately assumes that Michael is taking him to the romantic getaway, then goes on to suggest that he will share a horseback ride with Michael, and the two will dip each other in body chocolate. Tobias says that he was "too busy on his knees in front of a toilet" to be working. 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Tobias says to DeBrie at the hospital "When I first saw. To make the horse go faster, Tobias slaps Michael's buttocks rather than the horse's. 2 talking about this. Tobias's nametag has his name followed by that of the restaurant, thus reading "Tobias Swallows," a reference to fellatio. In his defense he says "Oh, he really, really did look like a woman. Deutsch English. Tobias wants to wear lipstick and eyeliner when he is preparing his gift bags for casting directors. When Tobias attempts to explain the birds and the bees to George Michael, he uses the phrase, Referencing his catlike agility Tobias claims that during his adolescence, Tobias tells George Sr. he wants to talk “man on man,” instead of saying "man to man. Tobias expresses a wish to "taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth" during the prep for G.O.B. Lucille and George call Tobias a woman, and refer to him as "Nellie", as does the maitre 'd at the hotel bar. Tobias is grateful that Gob put "Jeff" in his mouth. [3] Dennis Harvey of Variety states that the film is "by-the-numbers ensemble dramedy that hits every underdog and gay-fish-out-of-water cliche on the nose". She uses it to refer to transvestites. Michael replies: "I think I have. Dafür kommen die Kumpel (Peter Lohmeyer, David Rott und Tobias van Dieken) als ewig pubertierende Helfer und Querulanten hier etwas zu kurz. [citation needed], On Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 38% based on reviews from 13 critics. He refers to himself as "she" when disguised as Mrs. Featherbottom, telling Maeby, "I'm sure wherever your father is right now, she loves you very, very much.". 4 John Juergens Tobias van Dieken pictures. Even then, I wouldn’t say anything.". german. Tobias comments on Michael setting up him and Lindsay on a romantic getaway, telling him that he's "quite the cupid," saying "I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.". Tobias van Dieken ist ein deutscher Schauspieler auf der Theaterbühne und im Fernsehen. brown. 6363. The team are devastated and get drunk at a party. When the narrator points out that Michael's crying is "not exactly a turn-on", the camera cuts to Tobias' face, which is visibly disgusted. George Michael assumes Murphybrown is Tobias' boyfriend. ", The sign on the Queen Mary is changed to ", Tobias says to Michael "I need to prove to [Lindsay] that I'm not just a man, but a man's man.". The costume beak G.O.B. #zdf #kaischumann #janinekunze #heldt. Tobias says that Frank has the "same size" and "same curly hair" as Michael. Tobias offers Michael body chocolate, which he also did to two total strangers earlier in the episode, regardless of the fact that one of them was male. Tobias grabs and later slaps Michael's buttocks when Michael arrives at the "Family Love Michael" party. Tobias says "I'm going in and out of Michael like a cuckoo clock bird" when he decides to portray him again. ", Lucille tells Tobais: "That suit looks very hetero on you.". Mit prisma hat er über die Rolle und die Zukunft der Reihe gesprochen. 450-Millionen-Dollar-Deal: Netflix produziert zwei "Knives Out"-Fortsetzungen "STAB!" He decides to addresses the issue but ends up further down the rabbit hole — as a convicted child predator. He’s an acting professional, known for Sommersturm (2004), Allein (2004) and … So he sets off for Dortmund to find members for his new team with the help of his sister Susanne, who is living there. I mean if he really is gay he can try to hide it, but trust me, it will come out in the most unexpected balls", "Don't hold your balls kids, don't hold your balls on that" and "Roof balls!" Gerd (Peter Lohmeyer), Mark (David Rott), Timo (Tim Oliver Schultz) und dazu Andreas (Tobias van Dieken) – sie sind nicht nur Freunde, sondern teilen auch ein gemeinsames Schicksal: Sie stellen sich heldenhaft der Bändigung des alltäglichen Familien-Wahnsinns, während sich die Mütter ihrer Kinder um Job und Karriere kümmern. Tobias sings "It's just a fallacy!" Tobias then corrects him saying there is nothing ambiguous about him, and not correcting the gay part. Tobias wears a woman's 'bob' wig mistakenly believing that 'bob' refers to the male name, rather than to the woman's hair style. ", Tobias was dancing with "what turned out to be" the Queen Mary's owner at the club. No need to register, buy now! On the last available year for each country, we count 4,383 births. Tobias van Dieken, Actor: Heiter bis tödlich - Fuchs und Gans. As a member of Whips-and-Snaps Barbershop Quartet in "Storming the Castle", Tobias says "I got blown" in "Afternoon Delight", Tobias and Buster at the Tobias is Queen Mary in "Queen for a Day", The Tobias is Queen Mary from "Queen for a Day", Tobias and the Hot Cops in "Queen for a Day", Tobias crossdresses as Mrs. Featherbottom in "The Immaculate Election", Tobias flashes Michael in "Righteous Brothers", "Tobias Swallows" at the Swallows Restaurant in "The Cabin Show", Tobias and Barry make out in "The Cabin Show", Tobias at a wig shop in "For British Eyes Only", Tobias wearing a bob wig in "For British Eyes Only", Tobias's Analrapist business card, as seen in "Forget-Me-Now", Tobias dressing as Lucille in "Forget-Me-Now", Tobias wearing Lucille's underwear in "Forget-Me-Now", Tobias with Beefcake magazine in "Fakin' It", Tobias and "girl Michael" in "Family Ties", Tobias and Michael spoon in "Development Arrested", Tobias, Lindsay, and the Hot Cops in "Development Arrested", Tobias' ANUSTART vanity plate in "A New Start", For 2,000 rupees, we'd both go down on Matthew McConaughey. Maeby tells Michael that Tobias wanted to "thank him for the romantic getaway," and that he "left, dressed all westerny." Tobias calls sex 'heterosexual intercourse.' Tobias van Dieken Rakuten TV provides a combination of services that offer a universe of content in just a few clicks. Ecki is then evicted from the team, with his mistake being used to cover the real reason—the revelation that he is gay that comes about when he is observed by some of his teammates kissing another player Tobias on the mouth. Tobias wonders why Warden Gentiles is interested in Lucille, saying "The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. When Marky tells Lindsay: "I'm the straightest guy you know!" Tobias van Dieken Net Worth is $400,000 Mini Biography. Director: Jorgo Papavassiliou | Stars: Peter Bongartz, Mira Bartuschek, Tobias van Dieken, Marcus Morlinghaus 35. movie: director: production | channel: 2020: weit weg ziemlich nah: agnes maagaard petersen: dffb shortfilm: 2020: r ≠ 0: jozefien van der aelst: dffb shortfilm Dieken, Tobias van 1980-Tobias van Dieken deutscher Fernseh- und Bühnenschauspieler Tobias van Dieken acteur allemand VIAF ID: 311644058 ( Personal ) Permalink: http://viaf.org/viaf/311644058 Home This sentence is followed by him yelling "Is that two-barrel chested strapping men on horseback approaching us?". Tobias insinuates that he would be willing to date Michael in the future ("Flattered? He is an actor, known for Heiter bis tödlich - Fuchs und Gans (2012), Summer Storm (2004) and Arme Millionäre (2005). Football, the German national pastime, is particularly popular in this heavily industrialized region and Ecki has been an avid and successful player in a local club FC Boldrup, since his childhood days.